So after going into a cortisol crash unconcious state seven times and counting, it was about time we made our way to our favorite SUPERHOSPITAL🏩🙌🏼

I got poked, peed in a cup, examined, fell unconcious while waiting to be poked and prodded some more 😂… And I’m now taking lots and lots of steroids to make up for the amount of cortisol my body is eating for no reason. It’s hungry okay.. Don’t judge me.

Even though your body naturally produces these hormones to live, when you take them in synthetic form it’s entirely different. There’s a whole load of side effects, weight gain and moon face are my two favorites. I also like when I can’t sleep even more so at night. I can’t keep my eyes open during the day but I’m wired a night, when you have to get up at 4am to do a 3hr car ride to do multiple tests and figure out a plan of action for your strange medical issue, it’s very unpleasant not having slept all night. I was still a real treat to be around, I was just a little more sassy.

I have to take a new medication which is hopefully the answer to the mystery, it’s responsible for ANOTHER hormone that’s apparently leaving my body without my permission, that I’m not naturally producing, that I’ll replace in another pill form. Apparently I’m peeing out all my sodium, which is making my blood pressure drop, and makes me go bye bye. So that makes sense. We shall see, I love adding new medications to the 50 I take already 😂💊💉

oh my goodness I really am a little too spicy today to be writing. Tone it down Miranda!

I am bundled up in my robe of angels and cloud particles, and about to go into a deep undisturbed sleep where I will dream about all of the purchases I deliriously ordered while I was not in my right mind during cyber Monday last night in the fog of the cortisol crisis. Let’s blame it on that shall we?

Let’s also pray this new medication and extreme up dosing of steroids will prevent me from slipping into lala land anymore, I don’t think Serge can handle me drifting off there anymore. I can see a new wrinkle forming each time I decide to pass out 👴🏻😴😅

Just a quick update for all of you fab followers 💛🌟

Still here, alive and fighting through each new complication, one day at a time, staying fab 👌🏼💗

Pheo VS Fabulous